KW – CBD Oil for Massage – 8 FL OZ

Description

CBD Oil for Massage – 8 FL OZ

“Knead” Some Relaxation? You’ll Love Our CBD Massage Oil!

Get ready to slide into a state of utter bliss with our CBD oil for massage! This isn’t your Grandma’s cooking oil; it’s the ultimate elixir for relaxation and skin TLC. Perfect for those days when your muscles scream, “No more!” and you scream back, “Bring on the pampering!”

Ingredients

• Mineral Oil: Because your skin deserves the best!
• Sunflower Oil: As bright and uplifting as a summer day.
• Safflower Oil: Smooth operator for those tender touches.
• Caprylic Capric Triglyceride: Don’t ask, just trust us—it’s fabulous!
• Sesame Seed Oil: Open sesame to softer skin!
• Jojoba Seed Oil: The jojoba-est of all oils.
• Olive Oil: Not just for salads anymore.
• Vitamin E (Tocopheryl Acetate): Because your skin needs a hero.
• Vitamin A (Retinyl Palmitate): Your skin’s new BFF.
• Hemp Derived Cannabinoids: The chill factor.
• Camphor Essential Oil: Just breathe and relax.

Product Details

• 8 fluid ounces (236 mL) of pure delight
• 420mg Total Cannabinoids (wink wink)
• CBD: D9 Ratio of 15:1 (We did the math for you)
• Also known as Peace Potion

Directions for Use

1. Pour a dollop of oil into your hand. Not a lot, just a dab’ll do ya.
2. Rub your hands together like you’re plotting world peace.
3. Massage into your skin using slow, circular motions. Pretend you’re painting a masterpiece.
4. Keep massaging until your skin feels loved and the oil is absorbed.
5. Bask in the glow of your newfound tranquility.

Note: For external use only. Avoid contact with eyes. Store in a cool, dry place (not your hot yoga room).

Warnings

• Potent Stuff: Might make you as mellow as a marshmallow.
• Heavy Machinery: Not your best buddy post-massage.
• Kids and Pets: Keep them away unless you want a super chill pet.
• Health Conditions: If you’re pregnant, nursing, or playing doctor, maybe skip this.
• Drug Tests: Oregon-sourced hemp means a slight chance you might fail that pesky drug test. Less than 0.3% Delta 9 THC.

Emergency? Call Poison Control Center at 800-222-1222 (but don’t worry, you’ll probably just feel really, really relaxed).

Embrace the “Knead” for Speedy Relaxation

Elevate your self-care game with a CBD oil for massages that’s as smooth as your best pick-up line. Whether you’re decompressing after a marathon Netflix session or need some TLC, our oil’s got your back (and legs and arms…).

Transform your routine into a spa-like haven of pure bliss. Each bottle is a journey to Nirvana, one massage at a time. It’s the ultimate gift for yourself or that special someone who deserves a little extra love.

Discover the secret to silky skin and a zen-like mind with every drop. It’s more than massage oil—it’s your ticket to tranquility. So, rub it in and chill out because you deserve it!