KW – Mushroom Juice – 180MG – Terpene

Description

Terpene Juice + CBN + CBD + D9 – Sip into the Wild Side

Juice Infusion: Nature’s Trio at 180mg – Prepare to Be Juiced Up!

Get ready to take your taste buds on a wild, magical mystery tour with our Mushroom Terpene Juice! It’s like Mother Nature threw a rave in a bottle. Our concoction blends Mushroom extracts, CBN, CBD, and Delta 9 THC into a potion so potent it might just make your chakras do the cha-cha. This isn’t your grandma’s fruit punch—this is the elixir that plants dream of becoming.

Ingredients (or as we call it, the Squad):

• Sugar (for that sweet kick)
• Filtered Water (so pure it should come with an angelic choir)
• Grape Juice Concentrate (squeezed with love by the fruit fairies)
• Citric Acid (for that zesty zing)
• Natural Flavors (handpicked from the Garden of Eden)
• Gum Arabic (because gum Arabic)
• Ethyl Alcohol (the party starter)
• Caramel Color (to make it look as good as it tastes)
• Medium Chain Triglycerides (because we’re fancy like that)
• Sodium Benzoate (keeps it fresh longer than your last relationship)
• Potassium Sorbate (preserves the magic)
• Glycerol Ester of Wood Resin (sounds weird, tastes great)
• Ascorbic Acid (aka Vitamin C, the health halo)
• Mixed Tocopherols (fancy talk for antioxidants)
• Nano Emulsified Cannabinoids (tiny but mighty)

Product Details:

• 180mg Total Cannabinoids – Enough to make a sloth run a marathon (almost)
• Net Wt. 8 Fl. Oz – More fun per ounce than a barrel of monkeys
• Flavors: Strawberry, Blue Raspberry, Grape – Taste the rainbow (well, part of it)

Directions for Use:

1. Shake it like a Polaroid picture before you sip.
2. Contents may settle – they just needed a nap.
3. Drink half a serving size, then wait 24 hours to see if you’re still on planet Earth.
4. May Cause Drowsiness – Do not operate a spaceship or battle robots after consuming.
5. Refrigerate after opening – Treat it like a VIP.
6. Store in a cool place – heat and magic don’t mix well.

Warnings:

• This stuff is potent. Seriously, it could make a snail nap.
• Keep it out of reach of kids and pets – unless your cat needs a really long nap.
• Not for use if you’re pregnant, nursing, or have any health conditions. Better safe than sorry!
• NOT FOR SALE TO ANYONE UNDER 21 – We ID because we care.
• Contains less than 0.3% Delta 9 THC – Just enough to keep it interesting.

Unlock Nature’s Magic

Embrace the power of our Juice blend, a magical mix designed to elevate your wellness journey. With the mystical might of mushrooms, this juice isn’t just a drink—it’s an experience. Whether you need an energy boost, mood support, or just a moment of holistic indulgence, our Juice is your ticket to a natural high. Sip, feel, and let nature’s finest work wonders on your body and mind.

The mushrooms’ adaptogenic prowess of our CBD Mushroom Elixir is crafted to invigorate your senses and elevate your well-being. Whether you’re seeking a natural energy boost or a way to nourish your body and uplift your mind, our Juice offers a refreshing escape from the ordinary.

Experience the revitalizing energy of our Mushroom Juice, your gateway to a life in harmony with nature’s bounty. This Natural Wellness Elixir is designed to transform your daily routine with the finest ingredients. Elevate your senses, energize your spirit, and thrive with Juice.